![]() Major Sin.ĪNNOUNCER VOICE: (CONT’D) has been registered! Please insert the remaining 4,417 sin coins! NEW YORKER: Oh! A New York local huh? Well fuck you too! Have a good one! ]ĪNNOUNCER VOICE: Thank you! Sin: Shoving a toy into your babysitters mouth until they suffocate and die. [[SFX: presses more buttons, which makes the machine repeat “Four-hundered and fourteen” over and over, Category: 9AJKNW, Moderate Sin, has been registered! Please insert the remaining-īELZAGOR: Oh you have got to be kidding me.ĪNNOUNCER VOICE: 4,418” sin coins!īELZAGOR: There has to be a faster way to do this.ĪNNOUNCER VOICE: Please insert the remaining 4,418 sin coins!īELZAGOR: No. Category: 2XX84, Moderate Sin, has been registered! Please insert the remaining 4,419 sin coins!ĪNNOUNCER VOICE: (CONT'D) Thank you! Sin: Stuffing your sister’s Christmas Present in the Blender. The amount of your fare is 4,420 sincoins! Please insert coins into the slot to purchase your ticket.ĪNNOUNCER VOICE: Thank you! Sin: threatening to kill your mom with a leaf blower over a toy. To purchase a one way ticket to Hell, please state your name and Demon Security Number.ĪNNOUNCER VOICE: Thank you! Your name and number have been registered: Bel-za-goor, no. You are ordering from our Port Authority Bus Terminal location. 1 public transport service from Earth to the Underworld. Let me mess with this a little and I’ll try again later.ĪNNOUNCER VOICE: Hello! Thank you for choosing to ride the Negabus, Hell’s No. ![]() HORNBLAS: Hey guys! Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Sorry I’m having trouble getting a signal. Received TUESDAY DECEMBER 28th, 1999 at 7:00 am. You know what to do.ĪUTOMATED VOICE: You have ONE new message. HORNBLAS: None of us are demons by the way. Misroch, Asmoraias, Belzagor and I aren’t home, so leave us a message. HORNBLAS: Hey, this is Hornblas, lead singer of Mall Rat. ![]() A PRODUCT OF THE WHISPERFORGE, SOUND AND STORY BROUGHT TO LIFE
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